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[Dec. 15th, 2004|10:22 am] |
| [ | Screams and Howls |
| | Barbara Streisand & BeeGees - Woman In Love | ] |
HEAVY METAL: this is ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jonis
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the
dragon, drinks
some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL: now this is defo amandamaesteele
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL: sorry rev_j but i reckon youd be like this lol m
The
protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves
the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
TRASH METAL: dj_matt
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and
fucks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL: vonheath im sorry about this one but it was either you or ming_the_twat
The
protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes
and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from
all the
dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL: uber_cyborg doing it back the and no doubt still doing it now xxxx
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle
and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL: rivetmike i imagibne you being quite german about all this, no bullshit heh heh
The
protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her,
then leaves
BLACK METAL: ejectorhead this is so you knut!
The protagonist arrives at midnight,
kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle.....then
sodomizes the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing
her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess
GORE METAL: this one is so defo me heh heh!
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks
again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks
the
carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the
last time
DOOM METAL: ming_the_twat sorry but on a bad day or an unsucsessful night at sin city heh heh
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon
and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits
suicide....the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESIVE METAL: dystrophy well dan you were the only person i could think of in a abnd (jesus i need to get more talented friends lol) xx
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and
plays a solo for 26 minutes,
the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the
protagonist arrives to
the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all
the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess
escapes,
and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM
METAL: and id say this one is a toss up between sethtoledo and johna_curtis
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's
appearance and
lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to
paint the
castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL: this would defo be the_devilsbitch
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2004|04:35 am] |
 | You scored as Couch Potato Cat. Decorative pillow? No, that'd be you sitting on the couch, even still. Hmm. . . I'm guessing you have Web TV.
Couch Potato Cat | | 100% | Love Machine Cat | | 92% | Drunk Cat | | 75% | Ninja Cat | | 67% | Derranged Cat | | 67% | Pissed at the World Cat | | 42% | Nerd Cat | | 0% | </td>
Which Absurd Cat are you?
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| Im in the mood for some funny tummy yummy tummy fooooooooooooooooood! |
[Dec. 15th, 2004|04:25 am] |
God you know getting up at 3 am to boil eggs ain't my idea of fun but when expecting a baby i always say its best to go with your instincts and eat what you like. So here i am sat at my computer eating warm egg mayo sandwiches, yes warm... because.. im so damn greedy i just couldn't wait for the eggs to cool down so warm it is! Im eating 6 eggs slapped really thick on buttered brown bread. I have to add that im also very glad that i have a brand spanking new keyboard cause i managed to drop a huge splay of said mayo on keyboard and have spend 10 minute sucking salad creamed eggs from in and around the return key heh heh!!!!! uber fookin yummy! ive always had cravings for normal food just at odd times of the night with all my children. With xavier it was dry roasted peanuts and fresh milk at dawn and malakai it was prawn cocktail and baby new potatoes with mint jelly on but this one its eggs eggs eggs strange really cause ive never really ate that many eggs but im eating like half a dozen a day and was telling baby daddy uber_cyborg tonight and he absolutely loves eggs so maybe its the little one developing its taste buds already hehh heh.
Any here is a picture of the said sandwich
looks good eh?
Ok i wont bore you anymore but would be fun for those of us on here who have babies to compare the cravings, its been so long since i was all clucky its kinda nice to give into it.
Ciao for now chicken xxxxx |
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| What have i been up to? |
[Dec. 14th, 2004|07:17 am] |
Ok well last update id just more or less found out i was expecting and decided to go my separate ways with uber_cyborg (boyfriend and baby's daddy. Well some things have changed some things ain't. Im still no wiser as to what I'm supposed to do with my life although it seems that i, in my mad rush for answers may have got a few things wrong about what exactly it is that he wants. Ok brief run-down...
I thought he didn't want to be with me or be a parent yet.............
What he actually wants is to keep the relationship going with me and see the child once a week like he does me kinda Saturday daytime and Sunday till he goes home.
I thought he didn't ever want to move in and be a family......
What he don't want is to move in together yet! Yet is a strange word because he cant say that he eventually will want to move in together if at all. All he repeats is that he wont move in together yet. In fact in a phone conversation tonight he told me this no less than 20 times.
I thought he didn't want to be a daddy to his child.......
What he wants is to come and see the child at weekends. Im not sure this will work as he will be missing out on a hell of a lot. His reasoning is that people who are in the army, working on oil rigs etc... only see their family's at weekends sometimes not at all but i say that that situation isn't ideal and any family right in their head would prefer to live together wouldn't they?
I thought he didn't want to be with me.....
Yes he does want to be with me. He don't want our relationship to change at all. Even though a baby is coming along its to stay the same.
so there you have it, that's where you are up too. The current problems and dilemmas i have are these. Im hoping to move in the near future to be nearer friend etc......
Do i move to London in the next 6 months?
Upside is id be nearer to lotto so he could see his child a little more often and we would get to spend more time together.
downside is id be away from my family and some of my friends. Id probably not get a very nice house seeing as id be living as a single parent with 3 children hence terribly low budget for rent/mortgage etc.. and if it was council can you imagine what it would be like? Also id find it so hard to get on the property ladder with 3 children to support. Even a small house is in the region of 200 grand, where the hell would i find the money to finance that with one wage coming in? Id have to settle for a low standard area and hence worse schools. The school Xavier is at is a fantastic catholic school and is at the top of the league table and malakai has a guaranteed place there too so do ii sacrifice my nice little house and children's education to move nearer to Otto when he cant even say if he wants to settle down long term?
Option 2...... Move to Manchester.... Upsides are that i would be nearer my cousin and some of my friends but again i doubt id find a better school than the ones the boys are in. Yes id be nearer hazel and id have more support and yes i have more chance of finding a property that's in a reasonable price range but again its just the schooling that worries me. Otto has said that if i lived in Manchester it would be easier for hi as when he travels up from London he has to get a cab or a lift from Manchester to nelson and that's a ball ache. Thing is even if i moved to Oldham it would still be near on £20 for a cab there or back to the train station so only about £5 difference
really.
Downsides.... again schooling and houses. Not bragging but where i live is sheer luxury. the house is so nice and the area is quiet and the schools are excellent. I could easily get on the property ladder (talking maybe 45 thousand for a 3 bed with garden) and im settled.
I honestly don't know what is the right thing to do. Do i move down London in hope that one day Otto will want to be a family and live together or do i move to Manchester to be nearer cousin or stay here where im settled and my babier are happy? Also am i wrong for wanting Otto to decide if we have a future together? All i get is "i don't want to move in together now but i cant say about the future" is that a good enough answer to move 250 miles? I dunno. I kinda presumed that cause we had been together for so long and now, unexpextadly were expecting a baby that we could speed up our relationship a little and make some plans for the future. Is it wrong of me to think like that?. Im so fucking confused at the moment i tell you. Any advice or light that can been thrown on this would be great as im going mad. I don't think being pregnant is helping as i have a bout 5 months to move if im going to at all and find new schools, college and work etc., its not easy with 2 kids and one on the way, i just want to do the right thing but im screwed if i know what it is. I do love Otto and would love to be able to sort things out but we don't seem to be able to come to a solution that's suits all of us. He has a good job down their and a mortgage so moving nearer me, even though it would be a fantastic compromise, isn't going to happen. Help please!!
Ok back to heartburn, insomnia and morning sickness that strikes at any time. Wish me luck xxxx
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| Confession time! |
[Dec. 8th, 2004|10:11 pm] |
Hey peeps how are you all? ok i hope. Firstly a few apologies to certain people for letting you down few times lately gadgeeuropa, rev_j, sethtoledo, amandamaesteele and forgetting birthdays etc. etc. you know who you are,cybersheep, kazsinlosand yes this isn't like me but iv e had a fair bit to deal with of late....
Well a bit of good news (well depends really) i am, in about 6 months time going to be having a baby..
Yes one of these.
Mine actually looks like this at the moment
I have as you will see crudely marked out the bits and bobs that are necessary to identify what it is!
The bad news is that me and the other half and baby's daddy uber_cyborg have decided to go our separate way. A baby/family wasn't planned and isn't really what he wanted together at this moment in time so we've decided to go our separate ways and it'll bring the baby up on my own with is two little brothers, Xavier and malakai. who im sure will love it to bits...
So if you see me out and im drinking orange juice or coke please don't faint, just come and give me a hug, i need them at the moment in huge amounts.
Well that's about all for now so wish me luck and look forward to seeing my bump get bigger.
Big up to single parents wahooooo xxxx
Oh and thank you so much to the best cousin in the world takerslover for being there! |
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| I must say i quite like this quizzything! xxx |
[Dec. 8th, 2004|04:58 am] |
The Scottish selkie was a being who appeared to be
a seal, but had the ability to shed their skin
and roam the land in human form. If a human
were to happen upon the discarded seal skin, he
or she could hide it and force the selkie to
marry him or her. However, if the selkie were
to ever find the skin, he or she would
immediately reassume seal form and return to
the sea from whence they came, leaving their
spouse and offspring on land to forever mourn
their loss.
As a selkie, you are a very withdrawn, secretive
and somewhat sad person, and those around you
find you alluring and mystifying. People who
come into your life find it difficult to find
the inner you. You are also curious, but you
enjoy the comforts of home most of all.
Who is your inner Shapeshifter?
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[Dec. 6th, 2004|07:25 pm] |
Ok so what have i been doing with myself of late?
Breakdown will be easier.....
last Friday.... came down south to visit the sexy uber_cyborg. Had fab time doing what two rampant young (well im young) pups do in private. Ate lots of good home cooked food and slept lots and watched billy live at the albert hall.
Last Sunday.... stayed in bed very late and missed train home. Because i had a fixed ticket they wouldnt let me change it for another so had to wait till i had the cash for a new ticket! (was good excuse to spend more time with the mr though heh heh
Monday.... got into massive pillow fight with the uber_cyborg and dislocated his shoulder.... badly.. spent most of early hours in whipps cross hospital watching him writhe in pain and be administered many cocktails of drugs... "note" jealous!!!
Tuesday To Sunday stayed to look after the invalid who is now in a sling for 6 weeks and is NOT going skiing this christmas.
wednesday....went to asda with the_devilsbitch, never knew that shopping could be so much fun heh heh "note" never go shopping when hungry, spent far too much money!
saturday.... watched a really good norwegian film called im a dina, well worth watching for any film bffs out there. also the new garfield film which had me in stitches.
Monday (today)... sposed to meet up with sethtoledo for christmas niceness in manchester but woke up with the reddest eyes in the whole wide world and cant even open it so spent most of today in bed with cold flannel on my eyes feeling sorry for myself.  sympathy please. anyway hopefully will be on my way back home in morning when ive been adequately doped up with fusithalmic acid and benedrly! xxxxxx
see you all soon xxx |
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[Nov. 21st, 2004|11:53 pm] |
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My mum just sent me a tinfoil parcel with two cheese and pickle butties and a bag of crisps in it. How fookin sweet is that. |
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| Bloody good fun! |
[Nov. 21st, 2004|09:39 pm] |
| [ | Lycan Urges |
| |  crazy | ] |
| [ | Screams and Howls |
| | scissor sisters | ] |
Ok well what have i don't this weekend.... apart from have sex as usual..... well me and Otto uber_cyborg were meant to be going to Wendy house but having had a bit of a stressful week we tried to relax as much as possible Friday but it didn't happen and by Saturday neither of us really felt like venturing out anywhere. I got my hair done and make-up on and he had a shave and a shower and we both gave each other that look. So with make-up done and clothes on Otto decided that it would be nice to take a few pics,save wasting a nice make-up effort and , as you are about to see it all got rather silly and messy but oh my god a bloody good time was had!
Enjoy!
xxxxx
Sorry to everyone we promised to see :( There was a another really good reason for us not going to but that doesn't really need to be gone into xx
We somehow got from this....
....To this
( Click here for more interesting pictures of Otto and I writhing round covered in that sticky sweet stuff heh heh x ) |
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| Not very Scorpio |
[Nov. 18th, 2004|11:05 pm] |
| [ | Screams and Howls |
| | Scissor Sisters - Mary | ] |
You are 60% Scorpio
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[Nov. 18th, 2004|10:54 pm] |
| [ | Screams and Howls |
| | Seal - Future Love Paradise | ] |
Okies im kinda happy at the moment, not been on track for a while but things seem to be sorting themselves out, and boy what shit life can throw at you when you're least expecting it but hey ho and off we go. Anyway who out there is going to be atwendy house on Saturday? I ain't ventured there for a while now due to spending most of my free time with the beautiful and sexy uber_cyborg but he has chosen to visit me this weekend so Wendy house it is. I know its Geoff echo_echo birthday so shall be armed with card and stuff but generally wondering what else is going on. Anyway look what my youngest, malakai did to my 70s built in fireplace while my back was turned! Never leave a child with a chisel and lump hammer lol be warned!!!!
Naughty boy but he does a good job i guess!
xxx |
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[Nov. 15th, 2004|09:31 pm] |
| [ | Lycan Urges |
| |  horny | ] |
fuckin PMT sucks like a bitch! What makes it even worse is that it kicked in for real as soon as the scandi bitch legged it back down south to replace his depleted zinc levels! I need you here now uber_cyborg cries lots! Update, no longer got pmt! xx |
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[Nov. 4th, 2004|03:30 am] |
| [ | Screams and Howls |
| | Dead Can Dance - Black Sun | ] |
OK what the fuck is this about. I spend half my life with jumbled frickin leads all over my bedroom. Charging various things like camera, mobile phone toothbrush etc etc even my bloody nail file has a built in battery that needs recharching but why oh fuckin why can they not make vibrators that you can leave on charge all day or even better plug and play! Have you're batteries ever died on you just as you're coming up to that crucial moment girls? not good is it! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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| my babies! |
[Nov. 4th, 2004|02:00 am] |
| [ | Screams and Howls |
| | billy holiday | ] |
Today i was cooking tea and feeling little cheesed off, the usual, skint and college stress, sick of cooking cleaning etc when something small happened that really brightened up my day. I cooked my two boys tea and they both came in from the kitchen where they were sat at the table rubbing their little fat tummies telling me how good and tasty their dinner was. Manners don't cost anything and if a little 3 and 4 year old can make me someone so happy by just saying thank you and smiling for no real reason just think what a difference we could all make by being nice for no reason! Anyway thought id share a pic of the monkeys x ( more behind here of the terrible two! ) |
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[Nov. 4th, 2004|01:10 am] |
| [ | Screams and Howls |
| | U.N.K.L.E. - In a State [Album Version] | ] |
OK dudes and dudettes i know i aint been about much of late but i promise a full update of my life to follow soon. Have been up to many interesting things and met lots of cool new peeps of late. Shall be travelling a lot in the new year to visit you all namely imaginary_boy and i promise a evening of red wine and a moonlit walk in the country with pilot_ag. Been ion London loads of late with the uberlicious uber_cyborg *flutters eyelashes* i do so love him **sigh* anyway shall be with him this weekend too cause the poor chicken is ill so im gonna go down to look after him and all being well we should be going here wow on Saturday night to a friends birthday, bloody hope he's feeling better by then i must say. Sunday im looking forward to taking out most of the male population of London with the fabulous the_devilsbitch as we are going paintballing for rivetmike birthday! I know the scrummy bezerkangel will be there and of course the scandi lover uber_cyborg but am hoping to meet lots of other peeps too. Anyway peeps must go cause im dying my mop at the moment and id like my hair to stay on my head. So i promise a full update and pictures of bruises when i come back.
Oh yeah the whole reason of this post. As you know i live in the middle of feckin nowhere here and im getting a tad stressed with travelling 250+miles to see my friends and lover every other weekend so, i was wondering if anyone out there has any suggestions or care to help me relocate. If you can point out a nice area that near London but not miles out that ya think would be suitable for moi and the two little ones then just let me know. Okies, love ya's all xxxxxxxx |
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[Nov. 4th, 2004|12:51 am] |
| [ | Screams and Howls |
| | U.N.K.L.E. - Eye for Sale [Silencer Remix] | ] |
Anyone want a free ticket to go to London on Thursday? travel back has to be within the month. I don't need it you see! xxx
sorry taken xx |
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